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Would you still love me if questions (funny and absurd)

It started with a worm and never recovered. Here are funny would you still love me if questions for couples, a quiz round to score your partner, and how to turn it into a game.

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Would you still love me if questions are absurd loyalty tests: would you still love me if I was a worm, a haunted doll, a pigeon in a crowded park. The best ones are funny, specific and impossible to answer seriously. Start with the 16 below; the full deck is in the capybara cards app.

capybara cards team · 2026-10-23 · 5 min read

Would you still love me if questions are the most important relationship test ever invented, and also the dumbest. It started with one question, "would you still love me if I was a worm," asked by someone in bed at 1 AM, and it has never stopped. Couples now ask it on camera, in the car and in the middle of grocery shopping, and the answers get more unhinged every year.

The rules are simple. Imagine yourself turned into something ridiculous. Your partner has to say yes, then explain how it would work. "Of course" is not enough. You want logistics: where the worm sleeps, what the pigeon eats, how they'd introduce you to their mom.

The funniest questions are specific. "Would you still love me if I was ugly" is a trap with no fun in it. "Would you still love me if I became a garden gnome who blinked only when you weren't looking" is a two minute conversation and probably a sketch.

Would you still love me if questions

The classics, upgraded. Start here, ask one at a time, and refuse to accept a plain yes.

• Would you still love me if I was a worm, but a worm who wore one tiny hat every day?
• If I came home from Lisbon talking like a pirate and calling the cat matey, would you still love me?
• Would you still love me if I was a garden gnome who blinked only when you looked away?
• Would you still love me if I turned into a vending machine that sometimes kept your coins?

Would you still love me if I was a worm

The original deserves its own moment. Ask it straight, with a completely serious face, and give no context. The pause before the answer is the whole point.

More of these are in the Would You Still Love Me If... deck in the app. 156 more cards are in the Would You Still Love Me If... deck.

A whole deck of wormscapybara cards has the Would You Still Love Me If... deck for the absurd ones, Rage Bait for the traps and Couple Questions for everything in between. One phone, no setup, works on FaceTime too.Get the app

• Would You Still Love Me If...156 cards
• Rage Bait152 cards
• Couple Questions267 cards

Funny would you still love me if questions

Now we leave reality. These are built to make your partner laugh before they even start answering.

• Would you still love me if I was a raccoon who only stole spoons from your mom's kitchen?
• If every text I sent you was a blurry photo of a duck, would you still love me?
• Would you still love me if I was a houseplant that sighed loudly whenever you forgot to water it?
• If I went viral for losing a bowling match to a seven year old, would you still love me?

If your partner starts planning a comeback tour for your bowling career, that's love.

More of these are in the Would You Still Love Me If... deck in the app. 156 more cards are in the Would You Still Love Me If... deck.

Would you still love me if questions for couples

These ones hit closer to home. Still absurd, but about the habits and quirks you two actually have, which makes them sneakier.

• If I gave you a David Attenborough voiceover every time you opened the fridge, would you still love me?
• If I swapped every framed photo in our place for portraits of my cat in tiny crowns, would you still love me?
• If I made you practice every pizza order call with me twice first, would you still love me?
• Would you still love me if I named our car and demanded you greet it every morning?

These overlap a lot with rage bait, so if they land, try our rage bait questions to ask your boyfriend next.

More of these are in the Rage Bait deck in the app. 152 more cards are in the Rage Bait deck.

Would you still love me if questions quiz

Turn it into a score. Your partner answers each question, and you rate the answer from one to five on enthusiasm, creativity and logistics. Highest total wins the right to pick dinner.

• If I was a pigeon in a park full of pigeons, what's your trick for finding me?
• Would you still love me if I was a snowman, and what's your plan for July?
• Would you still love me if I was a ghost who haunted only your fridge?
• If I was a slightly flickering desk lamp, do I live in the bedroom or the office?

Would you still love me if questions for couples quiz

Want a harder round? Make them answer within five seconds. Hesitation costs a point, and "obviously" with no explanation is an instant zero.

More of these are in the Couple Questions deck in the app. 267 more cards are in the Couple Questions deck.

Would you still love me if game

A few ways to play it, from lazy to competitive:

• Lazy mode. One question a day, sent by text at the most random time possible. Lunch break worm attacks are elite.
• Film mode. Prop up the phone first, ask it casually while cooking, and catch their face when they process it. Get a yes before posting.
• Tournament mode. Take turns asking. The person with the more creative answer scores, and the loser does the dishes.
• Reverse mode. They ask you. It's harder than it looks to answer "would you still love me if I was a canoe" without laughing.

Whatever mode you choose, there's one rule: the answer is always yes. The game is in how they say it.

This page is only a taste

You just read 16 cards. The full decks are in the app, and they get much stranger:

• Would You Still Love Me If... has 156 cards of pure absurd loyalty tests.
• Rage Bait has 152 cards of traps with no safe answer.
• Couple Questions has 267 cards for every other mood.

Open the app, pick a deck, tap once for the next card and pass the phone. Nobody has to invent a new creature on the spot, nobody sees what's coming, and it works on the couch, on a road trip or over FaceTime. When you run out of worms here, the app is full of them.